1) If I see John Boehner cry again, it will be too soon. Dude, have an endocrinologist check your testosterone levels.
2) Eric Cantor. Complete tool. During the week before Obama bagged Osama, he was complaining that Obama released his birth certificate when he should have been working on more important things. After the successful mission, he gives credit to Bush and not to Obama.
3) Ditto Sarah Palin. She is a prettier and more sugary Ann Coulter, but she is just as big a bitch. Come on! Obama doesn’t get any credit? Only Bush?
4) Who cares if Ashton Kutcher is going to replace Charlie Sheen?