Category Archives: humor

Home on the Strange

I wrote this as a one-off parody in about 10 secs in 2006, and just found it now.  I tweaked the second line because it didn’t vary enough from what it was parodying. An ode to dysfunction/bi-polar/BPD Home on the … Continue reading

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Quotes over the weekend…

Ted Koppel (on Meet the Press):  ”David, it’s not only that.  Think about this.  Newt Gingrich was taking a more pro-Israeli position than any recent Israeli prime minister. There’s hardly any leader in Israel today who would align himself or … Continue reading

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The Great Wall of Canada

I think the Tea Baggers should propose that we build a huge edifice along our nothern border with Canada that resembles the Great Wall of China.  I propose we call it the Great Wall of Canada, but then that would … Continue reading

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Annoyances of the past week

1) If I see John Boehner cry again, it will be too soon.  Dude, have an endocrinologist check your testosterone levels. 2) Eric Cantor.  Complete tool.  During the week before Obama bagged Osama, he was complaining that Obama released his birth certificate … Continue reading

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Annoyances of the Week

1.  Politics on Facebook.  I deleted a couple “friends” this week because all they do is talk politics on Facebook.  In reality, they are more like acquaintances with bad table manners.  I want to know about kids, grandkids, and what … Continue reading

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Who to Blame?

Article from LA Times says puberty is getting earlier for girls. Who to blame? Obama – everything is his fault. Bush – this happened before Obama took office Oil companies – this is caused by global warming. Teachers’ unions HFCS … Continue reading

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Wisdom of Beer – from an e-mail

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, … Continue reading

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Alone on Valentines

On Valentines Day I was alone.  After work, I ran, started some laundry, and then went to Subway.  I was going to treat myself to something nice for Valentine’s, but then decided the nicest thing would be something more healthy–so … Continue reading

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Cherry Juice Isn’t

Queue the annoying voice of Andy Rooney… I read on some health web site that cherry juice has some kind of natural anti-inflammation agents and some were calling it “nature’s ibuprofen”. I thought to myself, “Hey, that would be great … Continue reading

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G. Gordon Liddy’s Visions of Heaven and Hell

I used to listen to G. Gordon Liddy when he was on the radio in my area.  I found him somewhat nutty, but as far as right wing hosts go, he was polite and gracious.  I remember a joke he … Continue reading

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