Category Archives: humor

Quotes over the weekend…

Posted on December 12, 2011 by sm

Ted Koppel (on Meet the Press):  ”David, it’s not only that.  Think about this.  Newt Gingrich was taking a more pro-Israeli position than any recent Israeli prime minister. There’s hardly any leader in Israel today who would align himself or … Continue reading →

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The Great Wall of Canada

Posted on July 21, 2011 by sm

I think the Tea Baggers should propose that we build a huge edifice along our nothern border with Canada that resembles the Great Wall of China.  I propose we call it the Great Wall of Canada, but then that would … Continue reading →

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Annoyances of the past week

Posted on May 16, 2011 by sm

1) If I see John Boehner cry again, it will be too soon.  Dude, have an endocrinologist check your testosterone levels. 2) Eric Cantor.  Complete tool.  During the week before Obama bagged Osama, he was complaining that Obama released his birth certificate … Continue reading →

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Annoyances of the Week

Posted on April 29, 2011 by sm

1.  Politics on Facebook.  I deleted a couple “friends” this week because all they do is talk politics on Facebook.  In reality, they are more like acquaintances with bad table manners.  I want to know about kids, grandkids, and what … Continue reading →

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Who to Blame?

Posted on April 14, 2011 by sm

Article from LA Times says puberty is getting earlier for girls. Who to blame? Obama – everything is his fault. Bush – this happened before Obama took office Oil companies – this is caused by global warming. Teachers’ unions HFCS … Continue reading →

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Wisdom of Beer – from an e-mail

Posted on February 21, 2011 by sm

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, … Continue reading →

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Alone on Valentines

Posted on February 15, 2011 by sm

On Valentines Day I was alone.  After work, I ran, started some laundry, and then went to Subway.  I was going to treat myself to something nice for Valentine’s, but then decided the nicest thing would be something more healthy–so … Continue reading →

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Cherry Juice Isn’t

Posted on January 28, 2011 by sm

Queue the annoying voice of Andy Rooney… I read on some health web site that cherry juice has some kind of natural anti-inflammation agents and some were calling it “nature’s ibuprofen”. I thought to myself, “Hey, that would be great … Continue reading →

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G. Gordon Liddy’s Visions of Heaven and Hell

Posted on November 10, 2010 by sm

I used to listen to G. Gordon Liddy when he was on the radio in my area.  I found him somewhat nutty, but as far as right wing hosts go, he was polite and gracious.  I remember a joke he … Continue reading →

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