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Home on the Strange

I wrote this as a one-off parody in about 10 secs in 2006, and just found it now.  I tweaked the second line because it didn’t vary enough from what it was parodying. An ode to dysfunction/bi-polar/BPD Home on the … Continue reading

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Last Baptist Church

Recently, I went on a 55 mile bike ride and had lots of time to think.  Passing through these small towns, I could see signs for First Baptist Church, First Christian Church, First Methodist Church, etc.  As I saw these … Continue reading

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Elizabeth Warren, Native American

The chief of the Cherokee Nation has chimed in with his denunciation of U.S. Senator Scott Brown and his comments about Elizabeth Warren’s ancestry.  I live in Oklahoma (where Ms. Warren was born) and I can tell you that Ms. … Continue reading

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Romney tells 533 lies in 30 weeks–documented

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Neil Armstrong Tribute

I remember getting an astronaut’s helmet for Christmas when I was 5, drinking Tang, and eating that weird astronaut food out of a tube.  Neil was a true hero.

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Top 5 Ryan Fibs Accused President Obama’s health care law of funneling money away from Medicare “at the expense of the elderly.” In fact, Medicare’s chief actuary says the law “substantially improves” the system’s finances, and Ryan himself has embraced the same savings. … Continue reading

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The Federal Bailout That Saved Mitt Romney

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Has Dr. Drew ever saved anybody?

Well, Rodney King’s autopsy results came out and alcohol, marijuana, PCP, and cocaine were found in his bloodstream. Mr. King was a former Celebrity Rehab client. Mike Starr former Celebrity Rehab client and Alice in Chains bassist died of prescription … Continue reading

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Where the wind comes whipping down the plain…

A girl from the town of Prague has made the national news because she’s the valedictorian and the school refused to give her a copy of her diploma because she used the word “hell” during her commencement speech.  I guess the principal … Continue reading

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I hate Adobe

…not the sauce or the building material, but the software company.  It seems as if I spend more time updating their software than actually using it. What really stunk about Adobe’s upgrade system is the multiple nags I would get. … Continue reading

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